Sunday, September 17, 2006

Objective Indicators of "Cool" Law Profs?

Ok, so the internet's lit up with discussion of who is the "coolest" law prof. Obviously, everyone who engages in this discussion is, by virtue of doing that much navel-gazing, way, way uncool. (So, hi, Paul Horwitz. You and I can stand together in the corner with our dunce caps on.)

I'm delighted that Alex Long of Oklahoma City University is a leading candidate. Anyone who's creative enough to look at citations to songs in legal scholarship deserves consideration. (By the way, Alex, in the next iteration of your article, you might cite my invocation of The Clash's Joe Strummer's statement that "if you ain't thinkin' about [hu]mans and God and law, then you ain't thinkin' about nothin." It's not a lyric, but it fits with your overall interest in articles that invoke musicians' insights.) Paul Butler's another great candidate.

All of this leads the social scientist in me to ask: is there a way to quantify coolness? As a notorious square, I'm not sure I'm even qualified to talk in general terms about how to define cool. I would submit, however, that appearing in pop culture is one (one--not the exclusive) indicator of "cool."

I would think that one of my favorite law profs, Randall Kennedy, has got to be on anyone's short list. As discussed here earlier, he was quoted in Cosmo. Even more importantly, there was an episode of Boston Public devoted to his book on the N-word. Jessica Litman of the University of Michigan was quoted in Rolling Stone. Again, I'm looking for objective indicators of coolness--and I think that being quoted in leading pop culture magazines is a good indicator. Time for our friend and Money-Law superhero John Doyle of Washington and Lee Law School to compile some stats on this....

Seems to me that coolness is associated in part with marching to your own drum. So we shouldn't care too much about who's acting in ways that others approve (though approval of others obviously is somewhat important--see above). That's why I think coolness is not necessarily associated with youngsters. Maybe older people are cooler than younger. At a legal history conference in Austin some years ago, I was wandering around downtown on Halloween and one of my friends (I won't embarrass him by naming him but I will say that he's an awesome legal historian), said "groovey!" Ah, just the perfect phrase for that evening.

How much is coolness related to language? It's less important whether your writing or speech sounds like it's been run through the Ali G translator--er, Da Ali G translata--than if you have some new, humane ideas, isn't it? If you want to see a work informed by hip hop and rich with insights on law and humane ideas, I'd recommend Imani Perry's wonderful Prophets of the Hood.

Of course, maybe in deciding on something like "coolness" we ought to be using some less easily quantifiable factors: like who's producing innovative scholarship? Our own Jim Chen wrote what my favorite librarian (who is notoriously critical of scholarship) called the best article she's read in a long time. And Jim's facility with pop music makes him cool; I actually laughed when I read this entry.

In addition to Randall Kennedy, Jessica Litman, and Imani Perry, let me nominate Mitch Crusto of Loyola Law School, New Orleans. Mitch has written some terrific work on race in the nineteenth century. Take a look at it--it's, well, cool....

Al Brophy

4 Comments:

Blogger David Schraub said...

"That's why I think coolness is not necessarily associated with youngsters."

Not that you have an incentive to argue that....

To be fair, I didn't say that only the young can be cool. I said that the young are the arbiters of cool. Which I think still holds. There are times where I might like to hear someone say "groovy," but it is never going to be "cool" (unless its really consciously ironic).

Sorry.

9/18/2006 5:49 PM  
Blogger Ann Bartow said...

Well, I'd vote for Jessica Litman (and do it multiple times if Diebold made the machines) except that I think she's too cool for contests like this.

9/18/2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger MMF said...

Neal Katyal. Young, hop, victorious,committed. The anti-Yoo.

9/19/2006 1:03 PM  
Anonymous Mike Madison said...

Coolness may be a dynamic quality; one is getting cool -- or losing it. Right now, I may have a coolness deficit. I disclosed to my students earlier this week that I have never heard of "Family Guy," and to a person they recoiled in horror, realizing that their formerly cool teacher was now revealed to be, well, old.

9/26/2006 11:29 PM  

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