"So... thanks for coming in. I know, the elevators are crazy here, aren't they? Can I get you a bottle of water?
I got a chance to read your forthcoming article. I had a question about your methodology."
"How do you see this piece fitting into your scholarly agenda?
"Let's talk about teaching; how do you see yourself in the classroom?"
"Are there any professors you remember from law school as being particularly effective?"
"What's your ideal teaching load?"
"Do you have any questions about our school or our city?"
"Thanks a lot for coming in. We've got some hard choices to make in the next few weeks. We'll try to get back to you as soon as we can."