Here in the world of MoneyLaw, what might be as implausible as a dog volunteering to be vacuumed? Here's a suggestion from my Saint Patrick's Day correspondence: The idea that law schools might actually fulfill their "fiduciary duty to their constituents (students and alums and the public)," as opposed to exploiting the legal academy's "monopoly position as an entry-point to the profession to preserve high [faculty] salaries."
I welcome other nominations in the commentary to this post. Remember: In pug we trust, for with pug all things are possible.
Hat tip: I thank Ann Bartow for bringing this pug video, and yet another, to my attention.