At the pit of hell lives a Blue Devil

In addition to its immense wealth, Duke University enjoys a rich sports tradition. There's the basketball program, to be sure, but don't forget Bull Durham and the 1942 Rose Bowl. Despite all that, Duke has the gall to argue — with factual but not legal accuracy — that its football team is so bad that Duke University owes the University of Louisville no damages for breaching a contract to pit the Blue Devils against the Cardinals.

Boo, hiss. This is yet another reason for all Kentuckians — indeed, all decent Americans — to despise Duke. Further details in The Cardinal Lawyer and Danzig U.S.A.

Hat tip: Red Lion Reports.