Two princes tackle PrivilegeLaw

Jeff Harrison has called my attention to PrivilegeLaw, a bastion of the complacent elite in legal education. This classic Spin Doctors song says everything I want to say to Chadsworth Osborne Junior III:

Spin Doctors, "Two Princes," on Pocket Full of Kryptonite (1993)

Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
Ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be . . . .