Between the AALS faculty recruiting conference and the U.S. News
it's jilting time in the legal academy. How dare
you like her / him / them better than you like me?
Without a doubt, this is our theme song
The Bad Girls video
based on the same song isn't half bad, either. It's embedded inside the box with Natalie Merchant's original lyrics:* Whether "the AALS faculty recruiting conference" and "the U.S. News popularity poll" are in fact superficially different manifestations of the same phenomenon is left as an exercise for the reader.